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Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Jasmine needs a new home! (they are talking about a kittten! And they included piccies!!)


Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Sean bein a slut!!! n Jasmine looks like she is enjoying it! (OMG! The first one said I looked like a drinker. But this one is funnier)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Jasmine says: lindsay has a fire crotch HELLO!I AM LINDSAY LOHAN! (haha I didn't make this one up!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: jasmine wants to play duck-duck-goose

Q: Type in "[your name] does " in Google search:
A: Jasmine does not require cold stratification.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Jasmine hates me (hahaha)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Jasmine asks “How did you survive being a teen?” (I should be asking how did *I* survive >.> )


Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Jasmine Goes Grrr (wtf??!)


Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: jasmine likes to throw shoes. ( *flings stilettos as you* )


Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: jasmine.eats.nachos. (enough said ^^)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A:Jasmine wears socks for me. (O.O I barely wear socks...certainly not for you >.> )

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Jasmine was arrested for battery and taken to juvenille detention "Why? Because you said I couldn't have it." ... (what you couldn't have i don't want to know)


I tag: whoever wants to do this if they are bored.